Thursday, November 13, 2008

Top 3 Finest Futurama Episodes!

Futurama. Great show, or greatest show? The movies don't quite compare to the TV-show, so we'll have to reminisce about the good old days! Without further ado, here's my top 3 episodes, in no particular order!

Roswell that Ends Well
Why it's awesome:
- Truman busts out of a wooden box
- Space Time Paradoxes
- Lots of Zoidberg!

Favorite Quotes:
Truman: "Bush wa. No what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?"
Truman: "Ha! Crackers, I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no…"

Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"
Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

Spanish Fry
Why it's awesome:
- Human Horn
- Lrrr
- Bender 1-liners for days

Favorite Quotes:
Shady Salesman: [whispering; on TV] You're not a cop, right?
Lrrr: [on TV] Oh, no, no. I'm just some guy ... ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!

Lrrr: "Guards, seize him! Prepare to harvest the lower horn."

Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"

Anthology of Interest I
Why It's Awesome:
- 3 episodes in one!
- Gary Gygax and Al Gore make appearances
- Zoidzilla

Favorite quotes:
Gary Gygax: "Greetings! It's a" *rolls dice* "pleasure to meet you!"

Farnsworth: Now we just need a guinea pig...
(Cut to a scene with a guinea pig)
Zoidberg: *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* "What's this? Two meals in one week?"
Guinea Pig: *squeak*
(Tube comes down, trapping Zoidberg)
Gang: "Gotcha! Sucker!"
Zoidberg: "Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!"