Single

I've been single for just about a year now. Looking back on every girl I've had a crush on in the past year but didn't act on, and I feel like I've dodged a bullet every damn time. I'm still single, but also probably the happiest I've ever been. I'm thinking I might go another year like this. I've got money and time to do whatever it is I want, whenever I want, without reporting to anyone. Here's to going stag!